I told her about the time that I got so tired of you stealing the sheets that in my sleep-weary logic I decided that the thing to do was to tie them around my legs, knot and all, and how, when you attempted to steal them that night, you ended up yanking me into you, and I was so startled that I sprang up, tripped, and was nearly concussed. David Levithan
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In order to display the best possible side of her personality, a woman should make a man feel like a child. To make a man feel like a child, a woman should tell him stories about how he behaved when he was a child. In this case, the woman is saying that the man in question has been acting like a child or an infant, and she is going to make it known that she is not impressed because of that behavior.

Source: The Lovers Dictionary

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